1. I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest. 2. honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa 3. That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years". 4. i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes 5. i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
also tfln if u feel like it ??
2. honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
3. That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
4. i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
5. i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep